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It's been months since I've seen that annoying partner of mine.

I'M THE HAPPIEST PAWN CHESSMON ALIVE!



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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-sound of Pawn Chessmon running into a wall-

Fool! You are forgetting Condition 378! No bashing your head against buildings. If you must bash you head against something do it against the ground.

I DON'T CARE! I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR PARTNER! GO AWAY YOU INSANE...

*sound of a cane hitting a metal helmet*

Fool! You are disobeying condition number 225! Never call Excalibur Insane! You are also disobeying condition number 667! You must always praise Excalibur!

I SAID SHUT UP I DON'T CARE!

Would you like to hear my Legend?

NO! I WOULD NOT LIKE TO HEAR YOUR LEGEND!

Condition number 452! You must participate in my five-hour story time!

... Save me, please. Yggdrasil... ANYONE.

My legend begins in the twelth century. It was a Monday... or maybe it was a Tuesday... actually it could've been a Friday...

DAMN IT!

*Sound of something crashing into someone*

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